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Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day Jake was out in the field and his wife brought his lunch to him. She stayed and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining while he quietly ate. Suddenly, Jake's ole mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Jake he would not his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left the minister approached and Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" "Well", Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty." and I nodded my head up and down. The men all asked "IS THAT MULE FOR SALE?" |
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| THIS IS MY DONKEY, POCO |
