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A hillbilly named Jeb was feeling sick one day so he went to the Doctor. The Doctor said "Jeb yer real sick and you only have bout a year. So Jeb decided he should have a talk with his Preacher. After Jeb explained his situation, he asked the Preacher what he should do. The Preacher said "You should go out and buy a late '70 or early '80 model Dodge Pickup, then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find. Finally, buy yourself an old trailer house, and put it halfway up a mountain. Jeb aske, " Will this help me live longer?" "No," said the Preacher, "but it will make what time you have do have seem like forever." |
